ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

(Source: aliceneedsadrink)

lacigreen:

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

lacigreen:

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

(Source: abriannaa)

thegayteen:

Omfg dying

eyelovecars:

BMW m3

eyelovecars:

BMW m3

bluedogeyes:

Kinky nature (via smbc)
bluedogeyes:

Kinky nature (via smbc)
bluedogeyes:

Kinky nature (via smbc)
bluedogeyes:

Kinky nature (via smbc)

bluedogeyes:

Kinky nature (via smbc)

i think the best kinds of relationships are the ones that you can step back and appreciate for what they are and what they’re worth.

Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u

(Source: lnnea)

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enasnivolz:

whythefuckareyouromeo:

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

I think if someone got me a music box that played this I would marry them on the spot.

Played 128251 times.

powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

(Source: croutoncat)

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